Posted by: Jerry Garrett | January 15, 2013

A 60-Second Pitch for Chrysler’s 300 Motown Edition

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100 Top Motown Hits!

[Editor’s Note: Ever wished you had ordered one of those special TV offers for an amazing music collection? Here’s a great one that you may have never heard of. A shorter version of this was published by The New York Times online January 14, 2013]

DETROIT

Motown Records and Chrysler Group LLC ring in the new year and celebrate the hits!

What’s your favorite Motown track?

“Don’t you know I heard it through the grapevine…”

“Very superstitious…”

 “Stop in the name of love…”

 “Oh baby, give me one more chance…”

Yes, 100 all-time Motown classics! All the hits!

“Papa was a rolling stone…”

“They’ll be dancin’; they’re dancin’ in the streets…”

Yes, you’ll be dancin’ and romancin’ once again to all your favorite Motown stars.

“…Can’t forget the Motor City…”

 They’re all here: All 100 of Motown Records’ greatest hits, packaged on a special disc, for your listening pleasure!

Here’s how to get it:

Just make out your check, cash or money order for $32,995 to Chrysler Group LLC, Motown, U.S.A.

But wait! There’s more!

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Free Chrysler 300 with music collection purchase!

Act now, and we’ll throw in a special bonus: A brand new 2013 Chrysler 300 Motown Edition, absolutely free. You heard that right, folks. Absolutely free.

And for the first 10 million customers, we’ll even pre-load your new hits collection in the audio system of your new Chrysler 300 Motown Edition. Absolutely free!

This offer is not available in any stores! Only at your Chrysler dealer.

Act now, for your own private collection of the 100 top Motown hits.

Please be sure to include $995 for shipping and handling.

Jerry Garrett

January 15, 2013

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